Thursday, 5 January 2012

OUR VERY OWN OBSTINATE LADY (Spectator leader Jan 6)



Strip away the Oscar-craving performance of an old woman with dementia imagining her dead husband is still by her side (‘Ghost’ meets ‘Cocoon’) and you are left with little insight into the ‘Iron Lady’ from Meryl Streep’s portrayal of Britain’s first female PM other than the fact - spelled out as a crossword clue in the clunky script - that she was somewhat o-b-s-t-I-n-a-t-e.

It is the one trait she shares with our own first female Prime Minister. In her ‘year of delivery and decision’ Julia Gillard has shown herself to be every bit as stubborn as Margaret Thatcher. She stuck to her guns implementing the unpopular carbon tax –despite having promised not to. She determinedly consolidated her position by buying off a ragbag coalition of minority-interest mavericks; splashing out over $15 billion in the process. She “showed determination and guts”, according to her Treasurer, by negotiating a half-baked mining tax. She fiercely resisted sacking the member for Dobell over his dubious credit card activities. And she refused point blank to return to the abandoned Nauru policy, despite its proven success at deterring illegal immigration. Clearly, this lady’s not for turning.

But being stubborn for the sake of it is nothing to necessarily boast of. Nor does it guarantee political success.

Thatcher's convictions were born out of her tough upbringing in post-war Britain, leading her to prize entrepreneurialism over government handouts, and leaving her suspicious of bureaucratic schemes such as the Eurozone and excessive taxpayer-funded subsidies. Thirty years on, many of her convictions have proved to be accurate, from the crippling debt of western welfare to the folly of the single European currency.

Gillard, too, would have us believe she has deeply-held convictions. But what are they?

Thatcher didn't go to war to retrieve the Falklands because a focus group told her to. Nor did she shut down an unprofitable mining industry because she thought it would boost her Newspoll figures. She didn't cut government spending in order to appease factional godfathers. And she certainly didn’t trash a successful government policy simply to spite a predecessor. There was no "real" Maggie who suddenly popped up mid-way through a floundering election campaign.

Thatcher’s determination to follow her convictions regardless of the political pain saw her win three elections on the trot. She was never voted out, and arguably much of Britain’s success in weathering the European storm is down to policy decisions she took, based on her immutable beliefs.

Gillard, on the other hand, appears to have only one stubbornly held conviction: ram through whatever deals it takes to cling onto power. The NSW Labor  “Whatever It Takes” philosophy is clearly the bedrock of Gillard’s belief system.

It is testament to Thatcher’s uniqueness that it required one of the world’s best actresses to attempt to capture the essence of her conviction-based personality. Three decades from now, it is likely the only on-screen portrayals of our own Obstinate Lady will be by stand-up comediennes in tax-payer funded spoofs.

TIME TO FLICK THE SWITCH


Imagine if consumers had loved Apple but disapproved of Steve Jobs. Liked Aussie Home Loans but disliked John Symonds. Flocked to Dick Smith Electronics, whilst shunning Dick Smith. Such is the conundrum facing Tony Abbott and the Liberals as they enter the new year.

Numerous commentators, and indeed some of his own team, aware of this dilemma, have been urging Tony Abbott to dramatically switch tactics, fretting that his “negative approach” could cost him the 2013 election. In doing so, they fail to appreciate the difference between selling values and selling a product. Or to put it another way, between “brand” and “retail.”

In the world of advertising, it is possible to be both positive and negative. To espouse higher order values whilst simultaneously savaging your opponents.

For better or worse, Tony Abbott now personifies the Liberal brand, in the same way that Steve Jobs became the embodiment of Apple, and Dick Smith, John Symonds and others became the embodiment of their own brands. Jobs lived and breathed his brand identity, right down to wearing black skivvies and jeans as a visual representation of the Apple narrative of stylish simplicity. Revered by many as visionary and enlightened, he still managed to stick the boot into Microsoft at every opportunity. Symonds – for whom I made several brand ads at the height of Aussie’s popularity – was equally indistinguishable from the brand he created; always speaking in that unique ‘bogan’ nasal twang, lending his every utterance an authenticity that the western suburbs adored.

Throughout the 90’s Symonds attacked the banks as mercilessly as Abbott does the government. That was his retail message, emphasized by the lower interest rates of his products. But the brand message was far more positive;
 “At Aussie, we’ll save you,” was his inspirational catchphrase. So popular was it that John found himself inundated by people genuinely believing he could rescue them from other problems in their lives – such as wonky marriages or leaky pipes. Equally, Apple’s market success was driven by Job’s inspiring promise to “think differently” and offer you “intuitive creativity” as much as by the relentless attacks on his opponents, as emphasized in the famous “I’m a Mac/I’m a PC” campaign.

Tony Abbott has proven himself great at trashing the rival brand. But that will never be enough. What, in a simple few words, is the higher order benefit that the Liberal Party actually stands for?

Now is not the time to switch strategies. It is time to build the brand.

Tony Abbott’s ubiquitous visual imagery - the hard-hat, safety vest, athleticism and so on - give a flavour of the brand that he now personifies, depicting the ethos of the no-nonsense, business-minded, anti-Green Aussie worker. Someone newly arrived to this country (by boat perhaps?) would read these semiotic clues and already identify the Abbott/Liberal brand as aggressive, hard-working, and extremely effective at eliminating pesky problems. A bit like ‘Raid’, actually. Powerful, yes. But is it a brand to fall in love with?

Not if the most recent Liberal Party ad is anything to go by. A missed opportunity, this messy retail ad fails to do the brand any favours whatsoever.

For those who haven’t seen it, this unimaginative piece of work features clips from “four years of Labor disasters” set to a bizarre and unexplained drum solo.

Basically a “Worst of” selection of classic Labor Party bloopers and blunders, the ad features Wayne Swan breaking a glass of water during a radio interview, Kevin Rudd looking flustered as he faces the faceless men, and Gillard rehashing that tired old refrain that we know so well about the likelihood of a carbon tax under the government she leads. Into the mix gets tossed a tedious loop of the “moving forward” sample.

Strategically, this was the wrong ad from the Liberals at the wrong time. It may be a hit with the die-hard fans, the ones with the Tony tattoo on their left buttock or the cupboard full of ‘JULIAR’ tee-shirts, but because it offers nothing new – no new tune to whistle along to, no new memorable phrase to sing – it does what all compilation packages do: it suggests your glory days are behind you.

For Abbott, this is precisely the worst message he could be putting out. At a time when Labor are successfully painting him as nothing but negative, this was the moment – as voters look forward to the holidays, relieved that a ghastly year is finally over – to tell a positive story of Liberal values.

In advertising, it’s “new news” that cuts through. Tapping into what consumers are just starting to think, and then articulating that idea in a compelling and original way, is the key to a successful ad campaign.

Highlighting the many obvious deficiencies and mistakes of the Rudd/Gillard team is stale news. Voters, like consumers, are easily bored; and pink batts and live animal export shenanigans no longer pack the punch they did at the time. To constantly remind voters of those stuff-ups is of course important from a political perspective, but from an effective advertising point of view it is irrelevant.

“Staying on message” doesn’t just mean pumping out the same tired riff again and again and again, like Deep Purple or Status Quo.

What the ad lacks is a single clear compelling insight. Instead, it jams together a whole hotchpotch of half-ideas. We get the “disaster” theme, some “rip-offs”, a “prices going through the roof” gag, a sinister hint at the Green’s role in government, the unanswered question “why did you lie to us?” and a rather flat “who’s gonna pay?” climax. Meanwhile, the drums pound away, as irritating and pointless as Mick Fleetwood’s eleven minute solos in the middle of a Mac concert.

The Kevin O’Lemon ad campaign, on the other hand, used a single-minded, very effective creative device that poked fun at the disappointment Rudd had become to many disillusioned voters. It was the right campaign, at the right time, with a lightness of touch and humourous tone of voice that not only made it a huge viral hit but articulated precisely what the public was beginning to feel about the former PM and his team. The new ad merely regurgitates without wit or insight what the public have already bought into.

Perhaps in the dying days of a knife-edge election campaign this sort of frenetic, tacky ad could be justified. But with the Opposition comfortably placed in the opinion polls, the carbon tax off the agenda, and Gillard – or at least Labor - likely to survive another two years, “remember the bad times” is a pointless advertising strategy. This was Abbott’s chance to offer an inspiring “reason-to-believe” in his brand, rather than just trashing the competition’s yet again. As every good marketer knows, negative advertising can be extremely effective in the short-term, but brand advertising is the ultimate long-term persuader.

Take the world of supermarkets, where two giant brands go head to head every day. Coles don’t merely rely on the big red hand telling us prices are down, they also repeatedly promise us “Quality food” and remind us they are the “shop where the Masterchefs shop.” The hard-hitting retail message is balanced by the higher-order brand message. Similarly, Abbott’s endless chanting of “Down, down, Labor is down!” – or words to that effect - needs a positive and inspirational brand message to complement it.

Tony Abbott has already seen off one Prime Minister, wounded another, and reduced a landslide-winning Labor government to a shaky coalition. From a marketing perspective, his near-annihilation of the competition in such a short time is nothing less than extraordinary. Coles or Woolies would give their big red hand or bright green glove for such a successful campaign.

Consumers need to see Abbott’s Raid-style attack strategy launched from the solid foundations of an aspirational brand identity. He needs to support “our prices will never be beaten” with “we’re the fresh food people.” This does not mean he has to prematurely reveal his own policies. It means he has to find fresh ways to articulate his brand’s values. Andrew Robb has nominated “living within our means, backing our nation's strengths, reversing the nanny state and restoring a culture of personal responsibility” as the pillars of Liberal “philosophy.” To which I would suggest adding entrepreneurialism, opportunity and a passionate belief in the power of the individual. These are all key brand values that need to be sold in an inspiring way, whilst still allowing the successful attacks on Labor policies to continue. The challenge now for Tony Abbott is to find a way to flog these abstract and often intangible brand values with as much zeal as he does his aggressive "retail" messages.

John Howard defined the modern Liberal brand, becoming the representative of the determined, lone battler struggling to look after his family and small business in the face of the elitist aspirations and irrelevant obsessions of the Keating Labor era. Howard articulated a great brand story. Tony Abbott must now do the same.

HOW TO DISMANTLE DEMOCRACY


Fed up with a democratic process that questions your every move and challenges your every ideological assumption? Despair no more. Democracy may be a finely-honed, intricate and complex mechanism that has been put together over thousands of years, but there’s still no reason why you can’t pull it to pieces; just follow this handy step-by-step guide.

1.    The key structural component of any democracy is capitalism, or rather, the process whereby individuals can harness their own skills, talents, desires and ambitions in order to improve their lot in life. In order to dismantle democracy, you must first switch off the capitalist power supply. There are a number of safe and proven ways to do this:

The “Fanny”: Cleverly perfected by the immensely talented innovator William J. Clinton, this simple procedure will almost certainly bring your country’s capitalist economy to a grinding halt. Firstly, put in place legislation that requires mortgage lenders to lend money to people who have absolutely no means of repaying it. Secondly, ensure that there is no penalty for defaulting on your mortgage, allowing people to simply pack up and walk away from properties they can no longer afford. Thirdly, allow government accreditation of mortgage lenders purely on the basis of the number of such loans they are prepared to hand out. Leave to simmer for about a decade or so, then sit back and watch the entire apparatus collapse in a heap.

The “Brussel Sprout”:  Success has many fathers, and this elaborately cunning process is no exception. With special commendation going to H. Kohl, F. Mitterand, J. Delors, T. Blair and numerous other inventive and dedicated individuals, this scheme involves a lengthy “hoodwinking” period, during which the people of a variety of utterly incompatible and dysfunctional economies are ensured that tipping all their odorous economic ingredients into one big melting pot will create a magic pudding of peace, harmony and unending wealth. Crucially, any sceptics who question the wisdom of such a recipe must be labeled “radicals”, “hardliners” and even “fools” by the press of the day.

The “Brewster” (aka the ‘Swan Dive’): In extremely rare circumstances, you may find you have inherited a large amount of money due to the frugality and caution of your predecessor. If so, it is obligatory that – as in the John Candy comedy ‘Brewster’s Millions’ – you blow the entire lot in as little time as possible. Soon you will be safely back in debt.

2.    Well done. Now that you’ve successfully thrown a spanner into the capitalist works, it is crucial that you repeatedly reinforce the negative connotations associated with it. Some suggestions:

Pen an essay, as did Kevin Rudd, claiming that “it now falls to social democracy to prevent liberal capitalism from cannibalising itself.”  Express sympathy, as did Ed Millaband, for the goals of the ‘Occupy’ movement, emphasizing the need to “rid the country of irresponsible, predatory capitalism." With any luck, you should soon be hearing, from respected writers such as the Sydney Morning Herald’s Jessica Irving, that “If we want (market) fairness, we have to demand it of our governments.”

3.    Congratulations. You have now successfully unhitched capitalism from democracy in the public’s mind, so you can start embellishing your own role. The following steps can be taken in any order:

Find a cause. Ideally, one that requires massive government taxation and involves a ‘doomsday’ threat for people to get passionate about. Traditionally, wars and crusades have proven popular, but why not be more imaginative? Nowadays apocalyptic scenarios can be conjured up out of anything from Y2K viruses to a 12th century imam sitting at the bottom of a well – or even polar bears scurrying off ice floes.

Bloat your public service. If people rely on you for a living, they are hardly going to want to get rid of you.

Strengthen your unions. Get the public used to the idea that faceless men and back room deals, as opposed to the ballot box, will decide who runs the country.

Rewrite history. Wherever possible, airbrush your opponents out of the picture.

Open your borders. Nothing undermines democracy faster than replacing controlled immigration with chaos and confusion.

Reduce individual wealth. Find a handy and oblique euphemism (we recommend ‘quantative easing’ or ‘expansionary monetary policy’) for printing as much dosh for yourself as you want. Then spend it. Fast. Alternatively, just keep borrowing lots of money. (China’s usually good for a touch-up, but remember to call it a ‘stimulus package.’)

Redistribute the loot. With capitalism on the ropes, now is the perfect opportunity to ramp up those taxes on profitable companies and splash out the money bribing, er, ‘compensating’ the great unwashed.



4.    Don’t forget – you need to start ignoring the electorate’s wishes and begin imposing your own ideology upon them. If you’re floundering, why not form a coalition and borrow someone else’s whacko beliefs? Remember, nothing thwarts the will of the voting population more than when the ruling party throws in their lot with a group of self-serving, hypocritical, unmandated Independents, Greens, religious fanatics or whatever. This allows government to waste time and money on fringe issues, elitist lobby groups, nanny-state opinionists and so on, thereby removing the need to stick to any actual election promises. (Warning: if your coalition looks like coming unstuck, quickly purchase a Speaker. Any old one will do.)

5.    You’re almost there! For the final flourish, get a few disgruntled fellow-travellers to come up with some “alternative ideas” to “improve” democracy. These could include government by lottery, or even better, government by appointment of “interested parties” and “academic experts.” Make sure you give them lots of fancy names. And while you’re at it, polish up your own sales pitch. Ensure that whatever you promise the electorate is actually devoid of any credible meaning. Stuck for ideas? Be brave. Try something really inane, like “moving forward”, “say yes to the future” or even “we are us.”

Well done! Have fun and enjoy your dismantled democracy for years to come.


RIP OFF (Spectator leader Dec 31)


“I am furious! We’ve been ripped off!” raged an irate Anna Bligh, clearly angered by the syphoning off of millions of dollars of taxpayers’ money by one of her own public servants. Now she knows how the rest of us feel.

The flamboyant, trilby-wearing Hohepa Morehu-Barlow may have helped himself to sports cars, waterfront homes, fancy artworks, a perfume shop and race-horses all on the public purse, but even so his lavish spending spree pales into insignificance when compared with the wasteful and excessive splurging of public funds by another couple of profligate Queenslanders.

Over the past four years messrs Rudd and Swan have squandered our hard-earned readies on a shopping list that would take even Morehu-Barlow’s perfumed breath away. Adding up the reckless expenditure on such goodies as the un-commercial NBN, a carbon tax that won’t stop climate change, school halls for schools that are now being closed, advertising campaigns for health reforms that have now been dumped, a disastrous boat people policy that will cost the taxpayer untold sums in welfare and policing as asylum seekers are sent unprocessed into the community, all the legal and other costs associated with the failed Malaysian Solution, the increased foreign aid granted for the sole purpose of currying favour with the UN, the utterly pointless millions handed out willy nilly to African dictatorships to line their pockets and, er, ‘tackle climate change’, the lost productivity caused by increased union demands and strike activity, the cancelled solar panel rebates, pink batts, set top boxes and countless other ideologically-based and ill-thought out commitments is a depressing activity that sees the Australian tax-payer dudded to the tune of over a hundred million dollars a day.

Anna Bligh intends to recover “every last cent” of Morehu-Barlow’s “rip-off.” Alas, the Australian taxpayer will have no such luck.

HOW TO WRITE A GOOD DIARY (Spectator leader Dec 31)


Over the years, many intriguing, famous and noteworthy individuals have written a Diary for the Spectator. Some good, some bad. Some exhilarating, some excruciating. But this week's Diarist offers a timely lesson in how to do it properly. The best Spectator Diaries are both personal and professional, idiosyncratic yet informative, quirky yet insightful; giving the reader a unique ringside perspective into important topical events. Ideally, it is devoid of the spin and crass self-promotion normally found in the mainstream press, and will delve not only into the mindset but also the emotional vulnerabilities of the Diarist at a decisive, reflective or simply amusing point in their lives.

Today's very special Diarist - it's his first such appearance in these pages - offers a few key pointers. Self- deprecation is to the fore. Rather than trying to flog us his book, he merely mentions it in passing and (falsely) describes it as "wretched". An Australian of extraordinary achievement, he chooses to avoid self-justification, re-writing history or the narcissistic promotion of his own ideology, preferring instead to ponder the fact that "since I retired (nobody in Australia) has asked my opinion on anything."

Wry and humorous observations, penned with neither rancour nor hubris, describing the fortuitous participation in remarkable occasions, the meeting of celebrities, media interviews, artistic highlights, speaking tours and so on are all key features of a good Diary. Describing first hand these events without big noting yourself, but capturing the flavour and excitement of the moment, is what keeps the reader enthralled. Again, today's Diarist offers some excellent examples.

Dining with two US presidents - one currently in the White House, the other a former holder of the office now retired with a bloated entourage in his Texan ranch – he finds himself fascinated by the former, and bored to tears by the boorish behavior of the latter. A few days earlier, baffled by the outpouring of grief surrounding a dead pop mogul, he drily observes that "the world has moved on, and I perhaps have not moved on with it."

Being unafraid to court controversy on the one hand, whilst confronting one's own foibles on the other, is another key skill of the good Diarist. Fully aware of the irony of his decision, today's guest shares with us his own stupidity at turning down a generous offer of an hour long interview with the affable Channel Nine only to be humiliated and snubbed in a two minute hatchet job by his implacable foe - the ABC.

Which all just goes to prove one final point. A good Diary piece is timeless. Today’s Diary – which we trust you will enjoy as much as we have - has in fact been compiled by the Spectator from a series of personal letters scribbled down over fifty years ago by an eminent Australian in the twilight of his life. Yet it is as entertaining, humourous, informative and lively as the reader could wish for – and rings as true as if every word were written today.

"TRUTH WELL TOLD" (Counterpoint Dec 12)

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/counterpoint/truth/3723276

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

ANZ STEALS NAB THUNDER

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The big winner at this years advertising awards shows, in the world of banking at least, was the quirky campaign by Melbourne agency Clemenger BBDO for the National Australia Bank. For those who were perhaps slightly baffled by some of the ads (a guy being assaulted by tennis balls on the tennis court, another guy being locked as a prank in a sauna) the reason the advertising community liked the campaign so much was that the creatives at Clems had finally found a compelling insight with which to crack one of the most vexing advertising briefs of the last two decades: how to distinguish four virtually identical banks from each other. Their solution? The NAB had decided to “break up” with the other three.

Having opened (and closed) accounts with three of the big four over the last twelve months, I can confirm that the preconceptions that they are - save the odd genuinely supportive individual staff member - all exactly the same is true. Or to put it less kindly, they are all as bad as each other. This didn’t come as a surprise to me. Having made ads for several banks, I can confirm that their marketing briefs bear an uncanny similarity to each other.

In all the tens of millions of dollars worth of TV commercials, print ads, junk mail, online ads and radio campaigns that are thrust upon us each year, there is only one strategic message that the banks are attempting to convince you of; getting you to switch from your current bank to theirs. Indeed, the idea of "switching" is one that the Treasurer himself keeps banging on about, as if it were a dire threat, little understanding that switching banks- or churn, as it is called - is the sole goal of all bank advertising.

The reason? Virtually everybody in this country already has a bank account. The majority are neither particularly happy nor unhappy with their choice of bank. Banking is an annoying fact of life. Bank-bashing is fun, but it takes a lot of carrot and stick to actually provoke people to take the plunge and switch. When consumers contemplate doing so, all sorts of complex emotions come into play; anything from a reluctance to change for the sake of it to a subconscious tie to where your parents banked or to the mob who you opened your first account with. Which is why the NAB campaign, with its explicit recognition that switching is akin to breaking up, struck a chord. Cleverly, the campaign not only tapped into that emotional insight, but it allowed the NAB to point out it's perceived differences ("it's not you, it's me”) with the other three, all in the guise of writing a "Dear John" break-up note.

In doing so, the NAB campaign achieved what the Commonwealth have struggled to do with their ponderous and sometimes downright whacky "Determined to be different" campaign. (Unsurprisingly, the Commonwealth - who for some years have oddly had their advertising account with an American, not an Australian, ad agency - are putting their account up to pitch again.)

Differentiation is the only way banks can grow their customer base. Which is why we've seen, over the years, every slogan from "Which bank?" to "Happy banking" attempting to persuade us that, contrary to the evidence of our own eyes, there does exist out there a bank that is significantly different to the others, and therefore worth the agro of switching to.

But if the NAB have won the ad wars, it's the ANZ who have finished the year with an absolute strategic blindsider, pipping the rest of them at the post. The decision by ANZ chief Mike Smith and his right hand man Philip Chronican to set their own interest rates "every second Friday of the month" is one of those game changing ideas that is as breathtaking in it's audacity as it is inspirational. I can guarantee that in the marketing boardrooms of the three other banks their strategists and planners are literally kicking each other - and themselves - under the table. Those that still have a job, that is.

“We are not going to play this game of having an RBA rate move and then people asking 'who is going to move by what amount'," Mr Chronican announced, thereby proving that his bank – unlike all the others – really is determined to be different.

Whether or not the bank is bold enough to genuinely separate itself from the pack in terms of radically altering its interest rates – up or down - remains to be seen. But from a marketing point of view, it is the ideal vehicle with which to demonstrate that this bank practices what it preaches, and is prepared to go it alone. Even a tiny fraction of an interest rate cut will be enough to generate untold free publicity, word of mouth and consumer attention.

Like all great, simple marketing ideas, its genius lies in the fact that it is so bleeding obvious. Why wait for a bunch of fuddy duddy tea-leaf readers at the Reserve Bank to every month make their Delphic pronouncements while you've got your own highly paid entrail-readers who can grab those very same headlines for yourself? From now on, all eyes will be on the monthly ANZ pronouncement, giving them a unique platform of authority from which to spruik their wares.

Expect to see the other three banks forlornly scurrying to catch up.

Come the first "second Friday of the month", the gentle sound of clinking champagne glasses will emanate from ANZ HQ. When you’ve got an idea as good as this one, who needs to waste money on ad campaigns?